imagine newton in romantic mood????

you must be wondering if i have gone bonkers!!!, with sucha ttle, but go on have a read , trust me u ll laugh!!!!!

Universal law:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "



First law:

" A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play. "

Second law:

" The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "



Third law:(awesome n my fav)

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping ."